I went to Walgreens this afternoon to get my flu shots. The Council on Aging is going to give them free to board members, Meals on Wheels volunteers, and staff members so we won't be in the business of spreading flu to the old people whose homes we visit on a regular basis. I heard that Walgreens was giving them now, though, so I thought I'd take advantage of that.
I filled out two hellacious forms and turned them in. I asked how long it would be, and they told me a half hour. I had a couple of errands to run, so I told them I'd be back.
To get the forms, I had to stand in line. To turn in the forms, I had to stand in line. To let them know I was back, I had to stand in line. The lines weren't long, but they were so slow. That place was incredibly busy.
Surprisingly, once I told them I was back, they called me up, lickety split, to pay. The girl told me it was $24.00 and change.
"Is that for both shots?" I asked.
"It's for the flu shot," she said.
"I know, but is it for both flu shots?" I asked.
"There are two of you? Who's the other person?" she asked.
"No. I want the two flu shots. The seasonal flu shot and the Swine Flu shot," I said.
"We just have flu shots," she said.
"You don't have swine flu shots?" I asked.
"No," she said.
"When will you have Swine Flu shots?" I asked.
"Not until late next month," she said.
Late next month I can get both shots for free. I told her never mind.
There is national confusion about flu shots. At one time, I thought I would need two shots against Swine Flu. Now, it seems, I only need one against that and one against seasonal flu. The ads imply you can get them all right now, but you can't. I have never had the flu that I know of, but I've always gotten my flu shot. Do you really need a flu shot every year if you've never gotten the flu? Do you really need a tetanus shot every ten years if you've never heard of anybody getting tetanus? I don't know, but I know I wasted two hours this afternoon trying to get immunized.
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